Diplomatic Solution

“Look,” you say, “how about we call a truce? I’ll order pizza, we can talk about this like civilized people, and maybe you guys can find a better career path than breaking into houses.”

The pizza arrives surprisingly quickly, and the delivery guy seems very confused by the scene but goes with it. An hour later, you’re all sitting around eating pizza and discussing alternative career options.

Sometimes the best victory is the one where everybody wins.