The Freedom Feast

You decide to celebrate your newfound freedom with the most epic breakfast in the history of breakfasts. Ice cream? For breakfast? Absolutely. Cookies? They’re basically just sweet cereal. Pizza from last night? It’s got tomatoes and bread – that’s practically health food!

As you’re constructing a tower of waffles topped with ice cream, gummy bears, and what might be too much syrup, you notice that suspicious van is still outside. And now the two men are walking around your house, clearly ‘casing the joint’ as they say in the movies.

Time to get serious. But at least you’ll face this threat with a belly full of sugar and the confidence that comes from eating dessert for breakfast.