A Gentleman’s Challenge

“Hey!” you call out from upstairs. “I know you’re down there, and I know what you’re planning. But I’m giving you one chance to leave peacefully before things get… educational.”

Larry’s voice drifts up: “Educational? Kid, what are you talking about?”

“I’m talking about a crash course in advanced household physics, starring you two as the test subjects. Last chance to withdraw from the class.”

There’s a pause, then Martin’s voice: “Larry, maybe we should listen to the kid. He sounds serious.”

“We’re not backing down from a kid, Martin! Let’s show him who’s boss!”

Well, you tried to be sporting about it.